COLD HARD FACTS:
fact: the world will end on january 19th, 1999.
myth: the human race will survive.
fact: i am the guardian of the human race against the dream eaters, who make a habit of consuming the lifeforce of those who oppose their dominion.
myth: i am a lifeless 26 year old living with his parents in Nevada.
fact: the dream eaters have 20 million "converts" growing strong each day.
myth: my only friend is a dog named Hobo.
fact: i am a messenger sent from the far off planet of Shooata.
myth: i am a pizza delivery boy fired for performing druidic rituals in front of customers.
fact: this web page contains a virus which has already infiltrated your mind and destroyed all opposition.
myth: i don't know how to make a web page.
