Mr. Garrison

Full name: ? Garrison
Age: ?, probably in 40's
Sex: Male
Hometown: South Park, Colorado, USA
Family: Mr. Hat
Pets: Mr. Hat
Hobbies: Mr. Hat, teaching, Mr. Hat, "acting gay to get chicks" (acting, yeah right)
Friends: Mr. Hat
Occupation: Teacher at South Park Elementary School
Favorite Quotes: "Now children..." "Ask Mr. Hat" "I get just act gay to get chicks."