1. He can't wrestle:
Try and write out a list of moves you've see him do all you can possibly get is about 10 and thats if you put down slug to head as one of them. He has no Problem fighting But he would be screwd if he had to actuall wrestling in one of his matches. This is a typical Austin match. Austin starts pounding away at his opponent. Austin now is kicking his opponent. Austin goes back to punching, More punching. OK now he's kicking again. Kick to the stomach Whip to the ropes Low Thez pres now he's punching again. Austin now getting his ass beat, still getting beat, yet still getting his ass beat. Austin is pulled to his feet kick to the stomach stunner pin 1..2..3.
What a ppv Austin wins again and he keeps his no talent ass going into the next ppv to do the same thing.
2 His Attitude:
His Attitude is one of the worst things about him. He thinks he's this big tough guy but look at him, Vince has bigger arms than him. His "Texas heritage" as some people call it is in fact a disgrace to Texas. Ok that head bobbing thing that he and D-low share for one I've Never seen a Texan move his head like he were a black man have you ?? The guy is weak fool yet the higher ups and kids let him get away with beating the likes of the Undertaker, Kane and Big Show thats Bullshit to the extreme in reality this punk would be jobbing to Barry Worrowits.
3 His Speech:
Ok this guy supposidly has great mic skills right? How come you can't understand a thing he says? Hell I thought Ahmed was bad but Austin puts him to shame with his slurred and stuttering English if you can call it that. His gimp ass talks alot but every other word is ass, not that theirs a problem with that word but it loses meaning when being spit out of Austin's mouth. Typical Austin Speech= "Im gonna whip his ass you ass and his ass is going down because his ass isn't gonna survive my ass whipping his ass from pillar to post. And if his ass thinks he can whip my ass ill stick my boot in his ass and thats the bottom line." Come on people only kids still think the word ass is a great thing Austin sounds like a damn proctologist. Him and Patterson must swap some great ass stories. If you know what I mean (and I think you do).
4. His caracter:
Ok we come to the caracter that Steve Whillams plays which is Steve Austin. Do any of the fans remember an old tv show called the 6 Million Dollar Man. The 6 Million Dollar Man's name on the show was Steve Austin this was back in the 80's so lets fast forward to 1996 when the Million Dollar Man introduced his Million Dollar Champ Steve "The Ringmaster"Austin. Coincidence?????? I think not. That is what Austin is based on Pretty lame huh Well so is Austin.
5, His Build-up:
Steve Austin has been qouted as the Hogan of the 90's. Well look at Hogan now. Austin has a great road ahead of him. Austin pisses me off because the mere mention of him makes the Marks cheer, It's like the secret word on Pee-Wee's Playhouse " Ok, Kids when you hear todays secret word scream real loud". But WWF forgot to change theirs. This guy as sad as it is will headline the rest of the wrestlemanias of the millenium and I along with alot of others am sick of this no talent hack getting the spotlight.
6. Odds and Ends:
Ok some ranom thoughts about Austin
What the Hell does a Skull have to do with him
Did you make the little kids cry while making fun of the "Other Side Jackass" T-Shirt like I Did
Why does such a Tough SOB Drink such a wussy assed Beer
How can you like a guy who spawned Goldberg
If he liked Beer so much why does all of it get spit out or pour onto his chest??
Mikey Whipwreck kicked his ass right after Austin stated that for their match Mikey was going to be called Bishoff ?
