Signs Your Rave Is About to Get Busted
Those guys in suits standing next to the front door.
The laser prints 'Raid...get...out...now....' on the back wall.
When you go to watch the DJ spin, and all you find is a mixtape on on auto-reverse.
The people shouting 'ECSTASY, GET YER ECSTASY HEAH!...'
Spritely teenagers run around shouting "whee, I'm so fucked up"
The deaf little old lady in her housecoat and slippers comes over to see what "all that racket" is about
The local TV station arrives to do a fluff piece on "evil all-night dance parties"
A parent walks around with a flashlight checking out every E-ing couple making out in the chill room
Those neat new flashing lights *aren't* intellabeams
Your thoughts mysteriously turn to bacon
You begin imagining cold metal on flesh
You hadn't noticed those siren sounds in that song before
You're on a roof top and the live drummer starts up
Someone just offered a balloon to the fire marshall
People are setting off fireworks in the ecological preserve
The guys from mixing lab just found out where your location is
Your power fails, but the streetlight is still on...
Your beeper goes off and the number is "50505050"...
The cops are talking to your liaison people for the fourth time, but this time they're pointing into what all your maps said was nothing but undeveloped forest...
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