- More cops than kids at raves.
- You live in ______ (where?)
- Flyers with phone numbers for more than two area codes
- "no outside food or water allowed" parties
- lots of people are wearing black and have perfect hair
- people disdain an proffered blow-pop, rather than just saying "no thanks"
- more beer cans on the floor after parties than all other forms of garbage combined
- vomiting
- your dr. suess hat is replaced by a more mature "gangsta" style cap (or alternativly Dr. Suees seen wearing "gansta" hoods")
- two words: Rusting Whistle
- you see a flyer for a rave sponsored by The Gap
- you see a flyer for a rave sponsored by Coors
- the biggest promoters are Phi Delta Theta
- guns
- more guns
- so many guns that the guy at the door is too scared to frisk people
- "Tickets available at all Ticketmaster outlets..."
- The only events worth going to require plane reservations...