CLASSIFICATION OF RAVERS

Raver : Species found primarily in the concrete jungle, found in packs and never hunts alone. Sometimes found in tiny fields on the outskirts of towns. You can tell them by their bright colors and their ritualistic dance. Men, somewhat scruffy loose clothing occasionally bright attributes. Women, Extremely colorful mostly the mild ones of the bunch, except those that are AMBER. Ravers are generally mild tempered and very friendly. Do not threaten a raver or the whole pack will attack. (ref. The recent fox attack)

Technoticus (those in the techno scene: they're like those indier-than-thou pavement/jesus and mary chain rock and rollers, the "misunderstood" ne'er do wells of the rave scene. the techno scene (as opposed to the jungle scene or trance scene) is pretentiousas allhell. (copyright Fenster 1999)

Junglelisticos (those in the jungle scene: known for erratic dance often involving flailing around on the ground. or spinning on the head. also more ferocious than the other's of course there are exceptions I. e. Gabberorial, those also of the dark step faith. Led by one specifically noted as Tabellione the seeming king of the jungle.

Trancendants: (those in the trance scene: the calmer seemingly more intelligent of the bunch (ref Timothy Hilke) gathering in light shows and mist usually brighter in color than most. Seeming to move constantly 2beats slower than the rest. They appear to be in the back of the pack but, that is the way they lead. COMMONLY referred to as Pussies. or dickusholsterus....

Houseuthians: (those in the house scene: a wild erratic bunch that roams everywhere and anywhere, there sounds can be heard almost everywhere,(ref cheesy commercials). The founders (although technos would disagree) of the pack. generally found bouncing in a swirl of colores that seemed to generate from their finger tips.

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