HOW TO SPOT A RAVER

*Ravers can understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten

*Ravers know where all the best toy stores are

*Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels curl up because they are so worn down.

*Ravers always wish the dj wold spin that OC Transpo track they keep hearing on the busride home

*Ravers are the only people that's age isnt calculated in months, yet still wear pacifiers

*Raversconsider every new place as a possible place for a party

*Ravers hug everyone

*Ravers can dance

*Ravers will be found dancing everywhere but the main dance floor

*Ravers always order water when they go to clubs

*Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King bridge have an "e" on the handle

*Ravers always can spot other ravers withing a hundred foot radius

*Ravers dont plan meeting there friends because there friends are usually already there

*Raver have a one track mind..it goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump"

*Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life

*Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks

*Ravers always choose "e" on multipe choice questions

*Ravers are the best at playing "guess what he's on"

*Ravers will always say hi to those people they dont know yet always see on the bus

*Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good"

*Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick