** A.J. and JC in their room **
A.J.:** Eating a cookie ** Hey JC, wanna cookie?
JC:What's in it?
A.J.:Chocolate chips and cocaine
JC:Chocolate chips and what?
A.J.:Chocolate chips and um...coffee
JC:Um...OK, just one though,I'm not used to eating.** Eats one cookie ** These are really good,almost as good as vodka. You know what? I should eat these with vodka! Gimme more cookies!
A.J.:Are you sure?
JC:Of course I'm sure, I'm perfect!
** Half an hour later JC is feeling the effects of the cookies and vodka **
A.J.:Hey JC, do you wanna go to a tattoo parlor?
JC:Yeah! I wanna get my arms covered in tattoos
** They escape out the back door to aviod the thousands of teenie boppers that were camped outside **
** In Scott's, Howie's and Justin's room **
Scott:Howie, please wear a shirt
Justin:Yeah. Ahs don't wanna see yo fat
Howie:No! I don't wanna wear a...a...um. What are they called again?
Scott:A bloody shirt!
Howie:Nick likes me without a shirt
Scott:J! Come 'ere! And bring the sissors!
Howie:Sissors?
J:** Walking in ** You want hair just like Sean don't you?
Howie:No! Please don't cut my hair! I'll put on a shirt right now. See?
Confessional
Howie:It really scared me when J came in with the sissors. He was going to...he was going to...CUT MY HAIR! Who would do such a thing?
** Two hours later **
JC:I'm home!
Joey:What did yo do?
JC:I got tattoos with A.J.
Brian:Why did you get tattoos of that? ** JC, being drunk, falls asleep on one of the sofas ** JC? Are you OK? A.J., what did you give to JC?
A.J.:I just gave him some of my cookies
Brian:The cocaine ones?
A.J.:Um...yes. I mean no
Confessional
A.J.:I can't believe that Brian thinks I eat cookies that have coke in them, well, I do, but he's supposed to lie about my drug problems. I just can't believe it
J:** Vaccuming ** Sean, move your bloody feet!
Sean:** Opens one eye ** No, I don't 'ave to
J:** Grabs Sean by his collar ** Yes, you do ** Sean runs away to his room. J sees JC sleeping on the sofa ** JC! Get up now! I've been up since five in the morning, cleaning this house, and youve done nothing! I thought that you were supposed to be the sanity of the group
JC:** Waking up ** Ow. My arms hurt so bad. ** Looks at his arms ** AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ** JC falls to his knees, and raises his arms to the ceiling ** Mickey! What did I do to deserve this? This...This...Bugs Bunny tattoo? ** Looks at his other shoulder ** And a BSB forever one too! Why, Mickey, why? Please tell me why!
A.J.:** Walking into the living room ** Hey-"Tell me why ain't nothin but a heartache-
JC:You did this to me didn't you? Didn't you? Mickey will have his revenge on all who did this to me
A.J.:** Looking confused ** I didn't tell you to get a Bugs Bunny tattoo, I told you to get the vodka bottle one on your forearm
JC:** Looking at the tattoo ** Hey, that's pretty cool! Wait- I was mad at you. No stickers for you today!
Confessional
JC:Mickey Mouse hates me now, I just know it. Please forgive me Mickey, plaese!
A.J.:Like I care that I don't get a star sticker. JC thinks that he's so smart, but I'm smarter! Yeah! Beacuse um...I'll draw a star on my forehead! ** Scribbles on his forehead ** See! Its way better, its a little more better than those star stickers thet are shiny, and sticky, and shiny. I WANT A STAR STICKER! JC just bought leopard ones just for me!** Starts crying **
Justin:It ain't that bad, JC. Ahs gots a tattoo too. See? ** Rolls up his sleeve the tattoo has pink flowers all around "Britney" in cursive writing **
JC:That one's fake. You got it from the Britney Spears fan club you belong to
Justin:Ahs don't be belongin ta da fan club, Ahs be da pres...presi...da leader. And fo' yo' info, da tat really hurt mah arm 'cause da wata was hot and it burned mah arm.
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