Face/Off

"Oh my God, Justin! I love you! **runs over to Justin with most of the teenie boppers and reporters**
Nick: What? Why are all my fans leaving?
Howie: *drool* Cause Justin is so much hotter than you
**Nick glares at Howie**
Howie: *wink* Did I *drool* say that out loud? *wink* I'm sorry Nick, I love you *drool*
Nick: You better, we're supposed to be married
AJ: Howie, Nick, stop checking out Justin. What about my feelings? I'm supposed to be your daughter. You've never been the same since *NSYNC became popular and stole our fans

**Now, on the BSB tour bus**

Brian: Nick, you've got to find out where *NSYNC put the bomb, or everyone's gonna die
Nick: Did you call the police for any information?
Kevin: No. But I think Justin is behind this
**Phone rings, Nick answers**
Nick: Hello? **to Brian and Kevin** OK, *NSYNC are at the airport. They're going to leave

**Justin, Joey and Chris at the airport**

Justin: **looks down at Joey's untied shoe** Why can't yo' eva tie yo' shoes, bro?
Joey: **talking with mouth full** I have feet? I can't see them
Justin: Ah can't believe yo' eva built dat bomb. It be DA BOMB! **to Chris** Stay away from da city on da 18th, aiight

**On plane, Justin sees the FBI coming**

Justin: Was up wit' dis? If ah waz in mah Benz, we'd be gone now, yo
**Nick shoots at plane, causing it to crash into a hanger. Justin jumps out of the plane, and runs away with Nick chasing after him. Nick and Justin point guns at each other**
Nick: I know you're out of bullets
Justin: Oh no. Ah's scared, Nick, hold meh
Nick: No! I will never cheat on my Sweet D...unless Brian will have me
**Nick kicks Justin and as he falls the the floor, he hits his head on a table. Justin lapses into a colma, but everyone thinks he is dead. Nick returns home to his wife, Howie and daughter, A.J.**
Nick: Howie, baby, it's over
Howie: Oh Nick-ay *drool* You're so brave *wink* I love you!
A.J.: O.K., that's just gross. Don't do that in front of me
Howie: Nick-ay, I got a call from the school today. They said our little A.J. is having trouble fitting in
Nick: **to A.J.** I heard the fans don't love you as much. You change your hair color every week, they're afraid of you
A.J.: I have to do as much with my hair as I can before it's all gone

**Nick at work questioning Justin's gang**

Joey: I'm not going to talk until I see Justin, he has my twinkies
Nick: Yummy, twinkies. Here's a dollar, run down to the corner store and get me some
**Joey leaves, Chris enters**
Nick: O.K. Chris, you have to tell me everything that Justin said
Chris: I heard something about the 18th, but you'd better lock me up cause I'm CRAZAY!!! **singing** I lie awake, I drive myself crazy
Nick: Shut up and leave, bring in Lance
Lance: Hehe, you're an FBI agent. Mulder is an FBI agent. He's a fox!
Nick: He's on TV, Poofoo. If you don't tell me what Justin said, I'll take away your only fan
Lance: I don't know what my Curly said, cause when I see his face, I hear nothing. Do you like my nail polish?
Nick: Oh my God! Where did you get it?...wait, I have a job to do, get out
**Lance leaves, JC enters**
Nick: O.K. JC, do you know anything about Justin's plan?
JC: **who had already fallen asleep, wakes up** What? Oh, um I was sleeping. I don't know, you're wasting my sleeping time

**Later that day, Kevin takes Nick to a hospital to tell him about Justin**

Kevin: You know, Justin is not dead. There is a way you can defeat *NSYNC...you become Justin! There aren't many differences, you both have annoying voices. But you'll need a perm and some liposuction
Nick: Lipo?!?! **starts to cry** My Sweet D said that I was skinny
**Kevin rolls his eyes**

**After the surgery, Nick has Justin's face, a perm and an Ebonics dictionary. Then he is sent to *NSYNC's tour bus. Later that night, Justin wakes up and dicovers he has no face**

Justin: Doctah, doctah, where be mah foine face? It be gone
**The doctor tells him what happened**
Justin: Yo waz up wit' dat? Ah don't want Nick's face. He be a white boy. Call Chris, he know wha' to do

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