Howie: Nick! Guess what! I just got an *drool* idea for what we could do when we're on vacation. We could be *drool* temporary FBI agents
Nick: We could? Then we might meet...Fox Mulder! He is so cute, I love him **sees Howie start to get upset** But not as much as I love my Sweet D
A.J.: Oh please don't act like that near me. It's freakin' me out
Kevin: Yeah, what would our fans-
Brian: **cutting off Kevin** Nick if you and Howie act like that around me, I'll give all of your solos to Kevin
Kevin: Really? I've always wanted to sing. I better call my mo-
Brian: **cutting him off again** Of course, all of the solos that Kevin gets will be the ones that I don't want
Nick: **sad that Brian is mad at him** I'm sorry Brian, I'll try not to act like that
**Several days later, Nick and Howie were somehow able to get jobs as temporary FBI agents**
Howie: Our first *drool* case is **points to article from the Weekly World News** "300 Pound Baby Abducted by Aliens From Unknown Galaxy"
Nick: Now we can show the world that the BSB can make a difference and are more than a group of pretty faces
Howie: But the prettiest face of them all *drool* is you
**They go to interview the 300 pound baby but don't collect very much information**
Nick: I can't believe that that baby ate the six-layer cake that you bought just for me, Howie
Howie: I think that the baby looked a little like Joey from *drool* *NSYNC
Nick: Oh well, at least we know the site of the abduction
**They drive to the abduction site, a field. By the time they get there, it is dark**
Nick: Howie, I don't want to leave the car, it's dark outside
Howie: It's OK Nick, I'll *drool* protect you from anything
Nick: I guess I will go and see what is out there then
**They get their flashlights and get out of the car. After walking a couple of yards, Nick trips. As Nick is falling to the ground, he sees a bright light. After the light fades, Howie is gone. Nick drives back to BSB's house**
Nick: **sobbing** My Howie is gone
Brian, A.J. and Kevin: Good, we're finally rid of that greasy freak
Nick: What?
Brian: We said who would do such a horrible thing?
Nick: Are you sure that's what you said?
A.J.: Of course that's what we said...Nick, now that you work for the FBI, can you do me a little favor?
Nick: Like what?
A.J.: Last time we went overseas, the customs agents took some things that belonged to me. Do you think you could get them back?
Nick: What exactly was taken from you?
A.J.: They took my "medicine"
Brian: A.J., quit calling your drugs "medicine" and also, if you didn't label the crates they were in "A.J.'s drugs, so don't take any" you might still have it
Kevin: What happened to How-
A.J.: **cutting off Kevin** Who cares about the ugly, gay, greasy freak? I want my crack
Nick: I'll only help you if you help me get my Sweet D back from the aliens
A.J.: I will as long as you get my drugs
Nick: Oh A.J., you're so kind **tries to hug A.J.**
A.J.: Aaaahh! Get away from me, you fat, ugly, girly-boy
Nick: **wiping away his smeared mascara** I'm so sorry A.J., I can't help being the ugly, gay member
**The next day, Nick returns to BSB's house with A.J.'s "medicine"**
A.J.: Yeah! **takes crate and runs to his room and locks the door**
Nick: **knocking on A.J.'s door** Are you going to help me find Howie now
A.J.: Go back to where Howie was abducted, he should be there by now
Nick: How do you know?
A.J.: **opens the door a little and has a crazy look on his face** 'cause the aliens told me
Brian: **yelling from another room** A.J., quit smoking crack
**Nick drives back to the field**
Nick: Howie! **runs over to him** What did they do to you?
**Howie's hair is no longer greasy and he doesn't do the freaky winking thing anymore**
Howie: What do you mean? I'mm the same Sweet D I've always been
**They drive back to the house**
Brian: Hey, Howie looks almost normal
Kevin: Yeah. He doesn't have grea-
A.J.: **cutting off Kevin** So what, he's still as gay as ever
Nick: I know and that's what I love about him
The End