Joey: I love Apple Jacks
JC: You love every type of food that exists, you would even eat dog food, wouldn't you?
Joey: Yeah
Chris: I'm out of my arthritis medicine, we have to get more before we eat
JC: Lance, come on we have to go to pharmacy to get more of Chris' medicine
Lance: Just a minute, I have to finish my make-up
JC: I don't know why he has to put on make-up to eat breakfast
**Lance is finally ready so everyone leaves for the pharmacy to get Chris' arthritis medicine. A few minutes after they leave, a Benz pops a tire outside the four *NSYNCers' house**
Goldilocks: Mah Benz! Dis be bad, yo **sees the four *NSYNCers' house** Maybe them homies at dat house can help mah Benz **goes into the house** Dis house be empty, yo. Ah be hungry **sees four bowls of Apple Jacks and eats some of Chris'** Dis be nas-tay **tries some from Lance's bowl** Dis be soggy, yo **moves over to the giant bowl that belongs to Joey** Dis bowl be empty **goes on to JC's bowl which is untouched** Dis be crunk! **eats JC's Apple Jacks** Ah's be wantin' ta watch TV, yo
**He goes into the livingroom and finds four chairs. First Goldilocks sits in a rocking chair that belongs to Chris. He leans too far back and the chair breaks**
Goldilocks: Yo, dat be uncoo' **Goldilocks is about to sit in Lance's chair which is pink and trimmed with lace, but decides it's too girly and moves over to Joey's chair** Dis chair be rank **Goldilocks picks up the cushion and finds crusty, moldy food underneath** Dat be gross ya'll **Goldilocks drops the cushion on the ground and sits on JC's leather recliner** Dis chair be crunk, yo. Dere be nuttin' on TV. Ah's be tired. Ah's goin' upstairs
**Goldilocks goes upstairs and walks into the first room which happens to belong to Lance. Looking inside he could see nothing but pink and millions of stuffed animals**
Goldilocks: Dis room be a girly room. No way am Ah sleepin' in here wit' dat Howie from BSB posta on da wall **Goldilocks goes to the next room, which is Chris'** Dis room be smellin' like Ben Gay, yo. Ah's be leavin' **Goldilocks enter Joey's messy room** Dat bed be covered wit' crumbs. Ah's be stayin' in da last room, yo **Goldilocks goes to the last room, JC's. The room is very neat because JC is a neat-freak** Dis room be crunk, yo **falls asleep on the bed**
**The four *NSYNCers return home**
JC: Joey, you left the door open
Lance: There might be bugs in my room now
**They walk into the kitchen**
Joey: Hey, someone ate JC's breakfast. Lance, can I have yours?
Lance: OK
Chris: **in the livingroom** My chair is broken
**The other *NSYNCers run into the next room**
Joey: Where's my cushion?
JC: Eww Joey, that's disgusting. Don't leave food in your chair. Who left my chair reclined?
Lance: I don't think anyone sat in my chair
JC: We should check our rooms
**They all go into Lance's, Chris' and Joey's rooms and see that nothing is messed up**
JC: I'm really tired, I have to go to sleep **JC goes to his room and screams** There's someone in my bed and I need to sleep!
**The other *NSYNCers run into JC's room and see him punching someone with nasty, curly bleached hair**
JC: YOU MUST DIE! I WANT TO SLEEP!
Lance: Stop it JC, that's Just...I mean Goldilocks
JC: Oh, OK **continues punching Goldilocks** I want more solos!
**Goldilocks escapes and JC passes out from exhaustion**
The End