Two years later.
"Where am I," JC said as he wakes up. He remembered A.J. giving him medicine for a headache after skipping a signing. "Oh no! The signing. Johnny will be so mad and take away my solos. I have to find him and suck up." JC breaks out of the closet and looks at the bar which appears to be abandoned for quite some time. "Maybe A.J. messed this place up last night," JC thought. JC walked out onto the street. On a newsstand, he saw a headline that read: "Backstreet Boys Perform tonight." "That's funny, I thought they weren't touring for a few weeks," thought JC. Although he had been outside for a few minutes, he hadn't been recognized once. But he didn't notice that since he was busy reading the article. Reading: "The Backstreet Boys, who beat *NSYNC in the boy band revolution two years ago due to the untimely death of Joshua Chasez, a.k.a. JC, will hold a concert tonight. Brian Littrell, the leader of our world, is very excited about the release of their fourth album...Excuse me, I don't understand this," JC asked the newsboy, "when did JC die?"
"We don't know if he died, but he disappeared two years ago, just before a signing," answered the boy.
"What happened to the rest of *NSYNC?"
"Justin tried a career in rap, which failed. Lance started his own line of cosmetics. Chris was committed to a mental institution because he couldn't believe JC was dead, and Joey broke the world record for heaviest man alive."
JC saw his reflection in a car window and was horrified that his hair was so long, so he went to get it cut. Then he went to the Gap to buy himself some in-style clothing.
"I must find the others," thought JC. Since the mental hospital wasn't far, he went there and asked to see Chris Kirkpatrick.
"JC! I knew you weren't dead, but when I started talking to you after everyone said you were dead, they sent me here," said Chris.
JC somehow got Chris out of the mental hospital and they went to find Justin, so they headed for his mom's house. JC knocked on the door and Justin's mom answered. "JC! Why aren't you dead? You should be, you make my Justin's career go down the drain and you weren't really dead."
JC tells her his story. "Please let us talk to Justin, I want to have an *NSYNC reunion," said JC. Justin's mom left them at the door and brought Justin down. JC explained what happened.
"Yo be a foo', yo," said Justin. "A.J. be a crackhead, neva take medi...medic...you know, pills from him. We can't eva start *NSYNC again, J-Dawg be fat now, an' not phat wit' a "ph."
"We will start *NSYNC again. Never say the Mickey Mouse Cult leader is wrong. We can get Joey lipo," said JC.
"Aiight."
They found Lance and Joey, got Joey lipo and ran into the stadium that BSB was performing at and went backstage.
"We won't have to stay up too late will we?" inquired Lance. "I don't want to get dark circles under my eyes."
"Shut up," JC said, "we have to get things back to normal."
They ran into a room where the Backstreet Boys were doing an interview for TV.
A.J., seeing JC, said "JC, what are you doing here, I thought I killed you."
Since this was being broadcast everywhere, including in the stadium, *NSYNC fans that were forced to convert to BSB from fear of persecution from Brian, who is almost as evil as JC, became very angry. The crazed *NSYNC fans in the crowd stormed backstage, trampling everyone in their path, including JC who was knocked unconscious.
"JC, wake up, wake up."
JC opened his eyes and saw the four other members of *NSYNC surrounding him in a record store. "I must have been dreaming," JC thought to himself. At that moment, JC decided that he would never give up until he took over the world, or else his nightmare would come true.
The End