Rich: **talking to ABs** Do you want to play dress up
ABs: Scott, J, wait up **runs off**
Sean: Rich, Liam said we should go
Rich: We can't go until I redecorate the hotel
**Sean leaves to find the others and try to convince them to leave**
Sean:
We should go, this 'otel is scary
J: Isn't Teletubbies on right now?
Sean: **looks at the clock** Yes, I 'ave to go now

**A few weeks later, 5ive is still at the hotel and starting to get bored**

ABs: Maybe we should work on writing songs for our next album
Sean: No, we should go 'ome
J: Maybe we should go beat up Rich again
Scott: Yeah, let's go. That's always fun
**Scott, J and ABs look for Rich and Sean just wanders through the halls. Sean sees a group of teenie boppers standing near the elevator**
Sean:
'ello, I thought there was no one else 'ere
**The elevator doors open and blood pours out, drenching the teenie boppers. Sean becomes dizzy and faints. Rich, while vacuuming the halls, sees Sean on the ground**
Rich:
Oh poor little Sean, what happened to him? **hugs Sean and starts to cry**
**The others in 5ive see Rich and Sean**
Scott:
Don't touch Sean **pulls Rich off Sean and pours his beer on him to wake him up**
Sean: RedRum
J: We don't 'ave any rum, me and Scott drank it all. What 'appened to you?
Sean: I saw some teenie boppers drenched in blood
J: I 'ate teenie boppers, but I don't dream about killing them **thinking Sean was just having a dream** Sean when we get out you're getting some 'elp

**A few weeks later**

ABs: J, there's no more tea left, there was some yesterday
J: I bet Rich stole it for one of his little tea parties
**J and ABs go to Rich's room and break down the door. They see Rich sitting at a table wearing a dress, surrounded by stuffed animals and dolls, drinking tea**
J:
So that's whot 'appened to all the tea. You're going to die now Rich, 'ave you ever been near Scott when 'e 'asn't 'ad 'is tea? **J and ABs beat up Rich again**

**Later that day**

Scott: I want me tea, I want me tea
Sean: There's no tea left, Liam told me so
Scott: Stop lying, ABs bring me me tea
ABs: We don't 'ave any more tea. Rich used it up for 'is silly tea party
Scott: I want me tea, I'm going to kill Rich
Sean: Scott, don't kill Rich. Liam said it'd be bad because we won't be able to beat 'im up if 'e's dead
Scott: Oh yeah **grabs pool cue** I am going to seriously 'urt Rich **runs, screaming at Rich who locks himself in the bathroom. Scott breaks down the door** 'eeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee's Scotty!
Rich: EEK **screaming like a little girl. Then he climbs out the window and runs into a shed and Scott follows him**
Scott: You stole all me tea. No tea and Rich is gay makes Scott a mad boy! NO TEA AND RICH IS GAY MAKES SCOTT A MAD BOY!
Rich: **crying** I'm sorry Scott. I have some tea in my room, you can have all of it
Scott: Really? I'll beat you up later then
Rich: OK Scott **they go back inside the hotel**
J: I thought you were going to beat up Rich
Scott: 'e 'ad more tea left so I'll beat 'im up later **he goes upstairs and has his tea then beats up Rich**

**One week later**

Sean: The snow is melting so we can leave now
ABs: Yeah, before the owner comes back and sees that Rich painted 'alf the rooms pink
Rich: But it's so pretty
J: Let's beat Rich up one last time before we go **they beat him up and leave**

The End

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