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10 Things Nick Will Do Today
10. Look for Norway on a map of Sweden
9. Renew Cosmopolitan subscription
8. Sing really badly
7. Play Power Rangers with his brother, Aaron
6. Go shopping
5. Eat
4. Hit on Brian
3. Give up and go for Howie
2. Confess his love to Howie
1. Deny his love for Howie to the media
10 Things You Will Find In BSB's Tour Bus Or Hotel Rooms
10. Howie's hair grease
9. Hush puppies
8. Half eaten McDonald's meal
7. Nick's dolls
6. Letter written by Kevin telling the other members that he's leaving because he's sick of babysitting them
5. Teenie Boppers hiding in the closet
4. A.J.'s hair dye and tattoo kit
3. Howie's kiddie porn mag's featuring Britney Spears
2. Nick's love letter to Howie
1. A.J.'s hidden stash of drugs
10 Things That Scare Me About BSB
10. Kevin's eyebrows
9. Brian's nostrils
8. Nick's whiny, high-pitched voice
7. Howie's hair
6. Their fans
5. Brian's jaw
4. A.J. in concert
3. Nick's smile in the AIHTG video
2. How Howie thinks he's hot
1. The greasy troll known as Howie
10 Things That Scare Me About *NSYNC
10. "Giddy Up"
9. Chris' voice when it cracks
8. How Joey's last name describes himself (fat-one)
7. The glow-in-the-dark noodles that Justin calls hair
6. Lance's voice
5. The vein on JC's forehead
4. How Justin thinks he's Black
3. How Lance collects Beanie Babies and antique guns and knives
2. Their lies and then JC saying how he hates fake people
1. Mickey Mouse Cult
10 Songs *NSYNC Should Sing In Concert
10. "I'm Fat" by Weird Al, because Joey is
9. "Bad Habit" by the Offspring, since Lance is such a big fan of them
8. "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang" by Dr. Dre, because Justin thinks he's a G
7. "Popular" by Nada Surf, because JC sucks up and was most likely a teacher's pet
6. "Psycho Man" by Black Sabbath, because Chris is, well, psycho.
5. "I'm Just A Girl" by No Doubt, because Lance is just a girl
4. "Fight For Your Right" by the Beastie Boys, because the others have to fight JC for their right to party
3. "Still Not A Player" by Big Punisher, because Joey dedicates it to all his girlfriends
2. "Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" by Marilyn Manson, because Hell is the last place you'd expect to see *NSYNC and it'd be cool to hear them do a Manson song
1. "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by the Backstreet Boys, because the music in TUMH copies the song so why not copy the lyrics too?
10 Reasons Why J, ABs, Sean and Scott Beat Up Rich
10. He tries to decorate their hotel rooms
9. It's fun to watch him beg and cry for mercy
8. He embarrasses them
7. He doesn't have a cool accent
6. His hair
5. He kept putting his arm around Scott in the Disney special
4. ABs' mum told them it was OK
3. His gay smile
2. He likes teenie boppers
1. Because they can
10 Reasons Why 5ive Is Better Than BSB Or *NSYNC
10. They have British accents
9. They're perverted and not afraid to admit it
8. ABs had prettier eyebrows than Nick and Lance
7. J could beat them all up
6. The youngest one (Sean) is not a whining brat
5. There isn't a major age difference
4. They don't have Justin
3. They actually write some of their songs
2. They don't lie about everything
1. They don't have the greasy troll known as Howard Dwaine Dorough
10 Reasons Why Britney Spears Sucks
10. The backup singers sing as much, if not more, than she does
9. She's made of more plastic than Barbie
8. She cause's horses to go bald (hair extensions)
7. She has over-bleached teeth
6. Fake tan
5. Fake smile
4. She can't dance
3. She can't sing
2. She acts like a valley girl, when she isn't even from there and she wouldn't know where it is cause it's an hour drive from Los Angeles and "who would want to go there?"
1. She just doesMain Page