Theories

JC has said that his favorite drink is water. Quick question, what else is clear and has no smell? Vodka! That's right, JC is an alky

Nick + Howie = happy couple. It's obvious by the way they look at each other

Lance + Justin + Joey = something that scares me

Have you noticed the bumps on AJ's forehead in QPGWMH? I think they were horns that he had surgically removed

JC is a cult leader in the video for IWYB. The others danced around him, he's called "Big Daddy," and MMC is really the Mickey Mouse Cult. For more proof, click here

Howie's winking problem could have been caused by looking in the mirror at a young age. Almost blinded, he had eye surgery which left the winking as a side effect

Lance one day will snap. The others in the group always make fun of him, but he says nothing. He is the quiet one. He collects antique guns and knives (hope I'm not near by when he does) and also beanie babies. What guy past the age of 3 collects beanie babies?!?!

The jobs we think these boy bands will have in 10 years: Joey and Howie~own gay strip club; Nick~washed up Cover Girl model,dances at the club; Lance~Avon lady by day, Nick's dancing partner by night;Brian~back at Long John Silver's breaking his hush puppie record; JC~actor for Disney after a short stint in jail for leading a cult; AJ~spokesman for the Hair Club For Men;Chris~in an insane asylum for thinking he is Peter Pan; Kevin~mime in Paris, those years of being silent gave him lots of practice; Justin~gets deal with Bad Boy Entertainment, critics dub him the next Vanilla Ice. YEAH BOOOYYYYEEEE!