**They leave and walk until they meet a person standing in the middle of the road**
Lance:
Excuse me, can we get through
Brian: Hey, that's my cousin, Kevin
Kevin: Hi Brian, who are these people?
Brian: This is Lance and his minature horse, Toby and this is A.J., the Crackfiend. We're going to meet the Wizard
Kevin: You are? Maybe the Wizard can give me some solos
Lance: Yay! Then we have one more person to come with us
**They walk until they are stopped by Howie, the Wicked Witch of Grease**
All:
Eww! It's Howie
Howie: Hey, A.J., want *wink* some crack?
A.J.: **A.J. runs over and Howie throws a flaming ball of grease at him** Hey, that's not fair
Howie: So *drool* what **disappears**
A.J.: Howie, come back, give me my crack!
Brian: A.J. stop whining
Kevin: Look, Pearl City is just over that hill

**Meanwhile, at Howie's castle**

Howie: JC, you *drool* need to stop *wink* them from reaching Pearl City
JC: I'll make them fall asleep by lecturing them or something

**Back with Lance and friends**

Kevin: Who is that? **pointing at a person walking towards them**
A.J.: It's JC from *NSYNC
JC: Hello, I'm JC from *NSYNC. You might remember me from the Mickey Mouse Cult...I mean Club. Let me tell you about myself. I like to sleep and I like jazz. I'm also the most talented member of *NSYNC. The others in *NSYNC are always staying up late and messing up dance routines. I always have to tell Justin that he's a mama's boy from Memphis and not a gangsta from Compton, but he doesn't listen **looks around to make sure they're all asleep and leaves**
A.J.: **was never under JC's spell because he passed out from crack-withdrawl and wakes up** Oh no, since they're not crack-adicts, they fell under JC's spell. Nick help us! **Nick arrives and sings to wake them all up**
Lance: Thank you Nick **waves goodbye as Nick vanishes**
Brian: Let's go to Pearl City!
**Lance skips off to Pearl City while the rest walk, except A.J. who stumbles along the path**
Lance:
Look at this gate
Kevin: How are we going to get through?
Brian: Why don't you knock?
Kevin: O.K. **knocks**
Gate Keeper: Yo, dis be Justin, da gate keepa. If y'alls wanna git in da Pearl City, you's gots ta have a good reason
Lance: Nick, the Good Witch of Bleach sent me
Justin: Den dat be a good reason **opens the gate. Inside, there are people waiting to see the Wizard** Yo, da Wizard don't wanna see any of you, so go away
Lance: We need to see the Wizard
Justin: No one gits ta see da Wizard
Lance: But I need to go home to Mississippi to see my mom
Justin: Ya need ta see yo mamma? Ah luv mah Mommy. Y'alls can go in
**They walk in and down a long hallway. They reach the room where the Wizard is. The Wizard asks who each of them are and what they want. They would be granted their wishes if they can bring back Howie's jar of hair grease. They leave and A.J. insists that they find his crack dealer. After A.J. gets his crack, Lance is kidnapped by Howie. The others break into Howie's castle disguised as guards and get Lance out of the room he was held captive in**
Howie:
Get them! I *wink* need those *drool* go-go boots!
**Lance, Brian, A.J. and Kevin run away, but are followed by Howie and his guards**
Brian:
We're cornered, we have to stop Howie
Lance: Here, I have some shampoo **throws it to Brian**
Brian: I don't need to wash my hair
A.J.: Open the bottle and throw it at Howie
Brian: O.K. **opens it and throws it at Howie**
Howie: No! Shampoo? My hair is no longer greasy **Howie slowly shrivels up until nothing is left**
Kevin: This is gross **moves away Howie's greasy clothes to find his bottle of hair grease**
A Guard: Howie is gone. No more grease. All hail Brian!

**Back at the Wizard's Palace**

Lance: We have Howie's hair grease, now you have to help us
A.J.: I want my hair!
**Toby escapes from Lance and pulls back a curtain. Behind it is...Lou Pearlman, the founder of Trans Con**
Kevin:
You're the Wizard?
Lou: Yeah
Brian: Are you going to help us?
Lou: Sure, even though you sued me and left Trans Con. Brian, for you to beat your hush puppie record, you need this new recipe. A.J., here is some Rogaine. Kevin, you get a solo in "I Want It That Way."
Kevin: **singing** Now I can see that we've fallen apart from the way that it used to be **talking** I can sing!
Brian: What about Lance?
Lou: I can take Lance back to Mississippi in a wagon
Lance: Oh goodie, horsies!

**The next day, the people of Pearl City are there to see the Wizard leave**

Lance: I will miss you all
**A.J. starts screaming and dancing around like he's on crack...hang on, he is. All the commotion scared the horses, causing them to run away before Lance was able to get on the wagon**
Lance:
Oh no, how will I ever get home?
Nick: **appears** You've always been able to go home. Just tap you heels together and say "There's no place like Mississippi"
Lance: That's all? Goodbye A.J., Brian, Kevin and Nick, I'll never forget you. There's no place like Mississippi. **wakes up, sees he is back home. The other members of *NSYNC are around his bed**
Lance: I had a dream and you were in it **pointing to JC** and you **pointing to Justin** and you two weren't **pointing to Chris and Joey**
Joey: I thought I was always in everyone's dreams
JC: Any dream with you in it would be a nightmare. All this talking about dreams has made me sleepy. Goodnight

The End

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