1998 Yahoo Chat with Adam
1998 Chat with Adam
I only have some of the questions and answers that I thought were funny or interesting. This is not the whole chat. I left out the Yahoo IDs for privacy.
Yahoomc: OK, we're here with Adam Corolla from LOVELINE...seems Dr. Drew has to take his triplets (no lie) home early...
Person asks: Adam: is it true that you are an atheist?
Adam: yes i am an atheist, but I am a cancer screenimg away from agnostic and a biopsy away from born-again Christian
Person asks: Loveline~ do you guys ever get questions that you don't want to or just can't answer?? what do you do??
Adam: i can't answer that...
Person asks: Adam- are you really as gross as you say you are on tv?
Adam: i didn't hear the first part because i was scratching my ass and picking my nose simultaneously.
Person asks: um... I just wanted to say hey. I am chatting from alaska and wanted to ask Adam ig he's single.
Adam: i'd say yes, but my girlfriend is right behind me so no...
Person asks: can masturbation slow down your growth process?
Adam: i'm 6'2 and still growing so no...
Yahoomc: Following on that line of thought...
Person asks: Adam do you really masturbate as much as you claim?
Adam: yes I'm willing to stand behind my masturbatory claims...I'm issuing a challenge to all men between 18 to 35 to meet me on the vinyl sofa. Lets see who the best man is...
Person asks: what was the stupidest question that someone ever asked???
Adam: that one...
Person asks: Don't get me wrong, I love the show and think you're funny. sometimes I just get pissed at you for always picking on Drew
Adam: cause he's and idiot and your next
Person asks: Dr. Drew, do you ever get sick of adam and his jokes? no offense asa. YYour the bomb
Adam: (Adam answering on behalf of Drew) no... I revere the man. He's a GENIUS... many years after his passing monuments will be erected in his honor. It is a pleasure to work with him.
Person asks: ADAM, DO YOU GET LAID MORE NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR SHOW?
Adam: no.
