February 14, 1999
February 14, 1999
Adam: Welcome to the fabulous Loveline. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number (310)-854-4455. I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Unfortunely, he can do nothing for himself. Drew's sick as a dog.
Drew: I am.
Adam: Tonight, he was, uh, started throwing up yesterday at 6 AM
Drew: No, this morning at 6 AM. Oh yeah.
Adam: in Philadelphia, well its 1 o'clock where we are. We're in Arlington, Virginia in the fabulous Westwood One facility here. Which was built in 1977
Drew: (laughs)
Adam: along with every studio in the country. There was, uh, some sort of studio construction proclaimation that was (shrill squeak then feedback)
Drew: Ooooh. Oh no.
Adam: that was made in 1977 and 400 thousand studios were built in that one year.
Drew: Part of that proclaimation was that you cannot touch them after they're built.
Adam: Right.
Drew: They must remain in their original
Adam: They all, they all look like a ski chalet.
Drew: (laughs)
Adam: That's what I like about 'em.
Drew: With burnt orange carpet.
Adam: All right, so we're here in Arlington and we had a gig out here that's why we're broadcasting from Arlington. It's the Valentine's Day Extravaganza. So we're taking your love calls tonight. We're not gonna, we're gonna stray away from the abusive alcohlic calls and we'll talk about the love stuff and like I said, my partner Drew here was vomiting at 6 AM this morning.
Drew: Until noon.
Adam: Went hard until noon, then it was a lovely 2 and a half hour car drive from Philadelphia to Washington D.C. with Drew groaned and wept at times while sleeping in the back of the car.
Drew: You saw that, you saw me crying?
Adam: Where you crying?
Drew: I felt like it.
Adam: I, uh, and then got mad at me for talking about food for too long with the driver.
Drew: I was doing everything in my power not to vomit in that car and all you could talk about was hoagies and philadelphia cheese steaks.
Adam: (laughs)
Drew: I'm having trouble not puking right now as a matter of fact.
Adam: All right, well take it easy. And throw up in the bucket, please. I don't want to have to pay for the clean up.
Drew: Ah, man. What a day.
Adam: All right, so
Drew: And by the way
Adam: Are we missing anything?
Drew: the people at the University of Maryland were so gracious and so kind.
Adam: Yeah. Drew was, Drew was so sick at tonight's presentation. he actually was just carted out there, he sat down on a sofa, he
Drew: laid down, I laid down
Adam: put a vomit bucket between his legs and as usual, big A carried the show.
Drew: And, uh, well you did.
Adam: OK, all right, so Drew, who do you got lined up there?
Drew: Lets talk to Nicole. Nicole is 20. Nicole, what's going on?
Caller: Well, uh, I was like looking through my yearbook
Drew: Yeah.
Caller: like yesterday and I saw a picture of the guy I really liked and I never really talked to him and I was kind of anti-social in high school.
Drew: What do you mean? You mean that you just didn't socialize.
Caller: Not really. I had
Drew: By (pause), you had what?
Caller: I had my own little group.
Drew: By anti-social, you don't mean that you were aggressive, ya know.
Caller: No.
Drew: wore a special
Caller: I didn't talk to anybody.
Drew: OK, you just weren't social.
Caller: No.
Drew: OK.
Caller: And so, I, I like really liked him and I never really talked to him, and it's been a couple of years, I'm out of high school and I was thinking about calling him, but I think he's gonna think that, like, I'm a stalker or something. I don't know how to approach him in that manner.
Drew: How could you tell, Adam, if this would be somebody that would be open to overtures like that?
Adam: Are you good lookin'?
Caller: I think I'm cute.
Adam: All right. Hey and is he, yeah, if she's cute and he's desperate, then he'd be open to those overtures. I mean it all, it all depends where each one of you is going and what's going on.
Drew: Do you know where he is in his life right now?
Adam: If he's dating a model, he's probably not going to be open to it, but if you catch him in the middle of masturbation, I'm sure he'd be willing to at least hear you out. But how do you have his phone number?
Caller: Well, he lives in the same town I do, ya know.
Drew: Isn't it interesting that she's so non-social in high school and yet, she can, she has the compacity to just call up someone out of the blue?
Adam: Yeah, I, I
Drew: It's interesting.
Adam: It seems to me that she's trying to sort of go back and correst the past via this phone call.
Drew: Uh
Adam: You think there's something there, Nicole?
Caller: No, I don't know.
Adam: OK. All right, well, let's call him right now.
Caller: No.
Adam: Why not?
Caller: Cause, I can't do it. I don't know, I just, I've always been like that, I just, I really want to do it, but I can't do it. I dunno.
Adam: Well, that's why I'm saying let me do it.
Caller: No.
Adam: OK. Well, don't call him, don't call him and live in a world of what could have be's. (chuckles)
Drew: Just call, what the hell.
Adam: It's a little early for me to wax mo' eggs.
Drew: It's Valentine's Day, it's Valentine's Day.
Adam: All right, Nicole?
Drew: All right.
Adam: You're fine and by the way, that Nicole, that Nicole didn't sound, she didn't sound really like the kind of person you wanna talk to, did she?
Drew: No, I, maybe.
Adam: Really?
Drew: I dunno. I can't tell.
Adam: OK.
Drew: Let's go to Bill
