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Summer Jam 99'



Here's how my reviews work. Since this is a Justin page, I will only be ridiculing Justin. Now and then, I'll throw in a comment about someone else, but mostly J. Got it? Good, here we go. Let the fun begin.



I WANT YOU BACK: Cute vest Justin, what is that? Baby blue? I am apalled. Looking verrrry nice though. Very nice. I like his hair like this. It's goin brown again and a little fro. Their "bump line" is gettin sadder and sadder. Chris is understandable cuz he has arthritis, but the rest of em need to get back in the dance studio and work that out. "Ok, it's ya'lls turn to sing!" He's expanding his ebonics vocab. Good job baby. Way to make a fool of yourself JUST when I was gonna say your performance was perfect. Idiot.

I DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY: First off, the acapella was beatiful as always. It's probably one of my favorite performances. But they need to lose the hand swaying. It was cute at first, now it's gay. I must give props to Justy cuz he seems to drive girls crazy about 10 times more by interacting. Why must he toy with our emotions? The whole thing was great until he did his little adlib. :SIGH: The part when he sings "Sing it JC." at the end of his verse. Why? Why does he need to act like a fool? It is not cool, homeslice. JC and him were gettin pretty friendly with each other there. Hmmm... I saw them eyeing each other at the end of the song.

GET A SUMMER JOB: Oh my Lord! This was hilarious. All the guys (minus Lancey poo cuz he was still ill) dressed up as ice cream machine vendors. Bow tie and everything. Justin's tie looked a little too tight. It looked like his blood circulation in his neck had stopped completely. JC ate 12 ice cream bars huh? Good for you. Maybe you'll get you'll move your way up to 100 lbs. Ugh, he bugs.

TEARIN UP MY HEART: Hurt me baby, hurt me baby. That butt slapping habit he has is totally uneeded and has no place being in the song for it has no relation to it whatsoever. BUT... dang that boy got a nice butt! Mmmm. "Thank you O-Toooown!" Who you wid? Uh. Um oh yeah, the performance was good. Great in fact. The best of all 3.


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