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NSync Top 40 UNEDITED


Right off the bat, I would like to state that this is the BEST, FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen about NSync. It's classic, ya'll. This will be a pretty long review, but I'm going to try to cut it down on only a few parts. Because there is so much stuff to say, I couldn't possibly do it. At the end, I made conclusions about each one of the guys and a conclusion about NSync in general. So let's start it off.

They do their, "Hi, I'm Lance. Hi, I'm Justin.... and we're NSync!" about a million times throughout the whole video. They must get SO sick of it all.

Justy sings various songs throughout the whole movie, which I do not mind at all of course. The guy really has a great voice.

When Lance is introducing the Goo Goo Dolls, they had to do the take about 5 times, because he kept messing up. Justin's all, "Ha Ha! You already messed up!" And OMG, Justin does this imitation of Lance. He keeps saying Goo Goo Dolls like he crazy or something. Funny as heck.

When they were leaving to eat, Justin's goes in the CUTEST voice ever, "I looooooooove to eat." Adorable.

If you've seen the MTV Countdown, you know that Chris is like, "Oh yeah, the video is so cool..blah blah." But on the unedited tape, he's like, "I don't think I've ever seen the video." And Joey has to explain it to him. I love how these guys are so honest.

Someone sent in a question for Joey, and her name was Alyssa. She asked, "What is your most embarassing moment." Everyone's like, "Joey has no shame!" and all that. Then Lansten goes, "That's cool how Alyssa Milano asked Joey a question", or something like that, and Chris says, "Now THAT was embarassing." Poor Albino. Always the colorless ones that get picked on.

JC was asked what was his craziest fan experience. At first, he says, "I'm boring! Don't ask me that!" Chris or Lance mention "the girl and the bush". And everyone cracks up. Apparently, a girl in Berlin tried to tackle JC from behind a bush as he was walking down the sidewalk. Chris goes, "Her pits were so hairy, she looked like Buckwheat in a headlock!" I was laughing till I pissed myself.

Remember that part when Lance was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? He says both, and Chris replies, "You wear 2 pair of underwear?" Lance goes, yeah. Then Chris says, "....yeah and a g-string!"

Joey was saying something about not being homesick and Chris (once again) says, "Yeah, you sleep with your brother." or something. Comedy at it's finest, right there.

During another question, JC was asked how he gets psyched up for a show. He says something about a rush of energy, and Justin's all, "Or sugar." Shuzay replies, "Yeah, crack-- caffeine!!" Mmmm hmmm. Interesting...

Chris keeps talking about Mr. Booty being on the tourbus. That would be Joey's code name.

When they get up to eat, and they're walking away. You can hear Justin goes, "It's the only thing that makes my happy these days. That's sad, ya'll" (about eating) Altogether now, "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

Before they actually head out to the Hard Rock Cafe, they stop in this little room and eat some grilled cheese sandwiches or something. It was sooo cute, Chris was like, "This sandwich is good." And gives this disgusted look. I love him.

Then, the load the bus. Joey puts on these crazy goggles and acts like he's flying a plane in this weird voice. He is really a freak, ya know that.

They introduce "Take Me There" by Blackstreet, Mase, Blinky Blink and Mya. Joey and JC do NOT STOP talking about Mya. Joey's like, "I like Mya! Oh me oh MYA! Yeah!!!" Meanwhile, Cracknuts keeps saying something about them living 5 minutes away from each other. Everyone starts teasing him about liking Mya. They all chant. "JC LOVES MYA! JC LOVES MYA!"

There are about 60 people on the tourbus, I'm not kidding. It is packed. And about all of them have a video camera. Apparently, NSync makes movies on the road and stuff. About what? That is up to your imagination, my friend.

LOL!!! They're all just sitting on the bus talking. You can hear them talking about replacing people's heads with other people's bodies. They say something about Tim's (I have no idea who that is) body with Britney's face. JC says, "Yeah, we could have her put her feet in first. Then her head. Then you could show her rubbing her body getting all wet." It's hilarious! Justin or Joey then yell, "Slut double!!!" Oh my gosh, it's soooo funny.

During Lance's tour of the bus, ya know that infamous "Lounge, the kitchen..." thing? After he said that, you can hear Justin go, "That is SO not funny." I swear, he is knocking on Lance the whole time. When he showed the bathroom, Justin also says, "Yeah, show em the pisser good job!" And Chris goes kind of quietly, "That's where we put our naked asses!" While he's gone, they all talk about him. Saying, "What a girl. What a dork." I'm really starting to have pity on him.

After they're done eating, it shows probably my favorite scene. 2Pac's (whom Justin calls 2PACK) "I Get Around" is blasting on. Lance has these goggles on his head (the same ones Joey was wearing) and he's dancing around the bus. I love it! AND MY FAVORITE PART: JC knows ALL the words to the WHOLE song. And Justin is just sitting there, while JC raps like nothing else. It just rolls off of his toungue. Huh... I found that SO amusing.

The camera zooms in on Justin and he looks straight at it, and goes, "What? What did I do? Why does it ALWAYS have to be me?" Ahh, I melt.

You guys, there is SO much about it, I don't want to put it all and ruin it in case you're ever going to see it. They show them in concert at the end really close up. Not like front row, like the edge of the stage. You get to see their whole "Spaceman" routine and "I Just Wanna be with you", "Crazy for you", and "GMHS". Also, here are my conclusions:

Justin- He's a brat, straight up. A big baby. And not as "down with da flow" as you think.
Chris- The man is HILARIOUS. I mean, REALLY funny.
Lance- He's the only one I respect. But all the guys leave him out, he's the outcast of the group. The loner.
Joey- Pervert. It's true though, he's ALWAYS happy.
JC- A lot more active, and streetwise than he is allowed to let on. I know, that sounds weird. But I can't really explain it any other way.
NSYNC- With the exception of Lance, they're all hyppocrites and are TOTALLY, NIGHT AND DAY from who they are on camera. And this isn't even how they act for real (cuz there were other people and cameras and stuff.)


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