Last Updated: October 31, 1999

Here you will find all you ever wanted to laugh about computers. A good knowledge of computers may be necessary to fully understand the humor of most of the following documents so don't complain to me if you don't get the jokes. You've been warned.

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`Twas the Night Before Y2K
Potential E-mail Misuse
MLA's - MultiLetter Acronyms
If Microsoft Built Cars - Top Ten Flaws
New Computer Viruses to Be On the Lookout For
Girlfriend Upgrade
If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer
Winders98
The 100GB Bug
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Computer Helpline Lunacy - Apologies where appropriate
Computer Gender
Dear John Letter to Computer Nerd
Y to K - Internal Memo
You Know You Are an Internet Addict When
`Twas the Night After Christmas, By Raymond Pelzer
Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner
A Geek's Love Poem, By Forrest Spade
Axioms for the Internet Age