Last Updated: February 15, 2000

Here, you will find all the story jokes you ever wanted to know. Learn them. Memorize them. If you have them committed to memory, you won't feel so left out when you're the only one at the party who cannot remember what joke to tell.

Take it from me: I know.

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* The Knick-Knack
Any to Spare?
Hit Him Again
Five Surgeons
Little Tommy
The Blindman
The Irishman's Son
Clinton's Dream
The Singing Frog
The Bribe and Groom
The Red Shirt
Nerds Not Allowed
Show and Tell
Rolls Royce vs. Yugo