Last Updated: December 14, 1999

Here are a some funny poems. I am giving credit to specific writers when I can, but in most cases I do not know who wrote these poems. If there is no name, I have no clue who wrote it.

I should also warn you that I have a fanatical obsession with Dr. Pepper.

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`Twas the Night Before Finals
`Twas the Night After Christmas, by Raymond Pelzer
I Want My AOL
Beverly Hillbillies Go Silcon
December 24
Amazing Taste - A Doc Song, by Aaron R. Steinmetz
A Geek's Love Poem, by Forrest Spade
The Permit, by Aaron R. Steinmetz