Any to Spare?
A man in D.C. was driving home and got stuck in traffic. He said to
himself, "This traffic is worse than normal, we just aren't moving at
all."
He sees a traffic cop walking down between the cars talking to all the
drivers, so he rolls down his window and asks what's going on.
The officer tells him, "Clinton's lawyers have just agreed to make an
out of court settlement to Paula Jones, without Clinton's knowledge.
Clinton just heard about it, and he's hopping mad, and he is lying down
in the middle of the road threatening to dowse himself with gasoline and
light himself on fire, because he doesn't have the $1.0 million dollars
for
Paula Jones. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
The man says, "Oh, really, how much have you got so far?"
"So far," says the cop, "about 10 gallons."
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