Little Known Bible Facts
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: He was floating his stock, while everyone else was in
liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter: She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: He was on grass for seven years.
Q. What cars are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in a Volkswagen Beetle . . .
"We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson: He brought the house down.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden ?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David: He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you tell him the joke about David
and Goliath?
A. Nah, he already fell for it once.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Which of God's servants was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the
Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16:12,14,16, we read: "I had come to be at ease, but
he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck
and proceeded to smash me."
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: How did Noah keep the bottom of the ark lighted?
A: With floodlights.
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