If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press Alt, Ctrl, Delete and start
all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on run!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit any key to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the soundblaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
Help with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to
recover from a crash.
Email: aaronsteinmetz@yahoo.com
