Actual Police Pullover Stories
Pulled Over
"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.
The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.
She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her
checkbook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck and she
marked the check stub, "One pullover, $25."
Why Me?
My friend Walt was driving a rig in a long line of tractor-trailers when
a police officer pulled him over for speeding. Astounded that he alone
was caught, he asked, "Out of all these trucks that were going just as
fast as I was, why did you pull me over?"
"Have you ever gone fishing?" the officer asked.
"Yes," Walt replied.
"Well, have you ever caught all the fish in the pond?"
Speeding
The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they
decided to just give him a season ticket.
Two Speed Corvette
Nick lives in a subdivision that branches off the main highway. He
drives a Corvette, and thinks the only two speeds are "STOP" and "FULL
SPEED."
One day, when he was late for work, he comes tearing out the road from
his house, tops the little hill before getting to the main road, and
sees a police car blocking the road. He slams on the brakes and comes
to a screeching halt about 6 inches from the police car. The policeman,
who had often seen him driving fast, walked up and said, "Mister, I've
been waiting for you all morning."
Nick replied "Well gosh, I got here as fast as I could!"
CHP Galla
After a lady was pulled over by a Highway Patrolman, the officer stood
over her windows with his book open, ready to write her a ticket. The
woman said, "I suppose you are going to invite me to the Policeman
Ball?"
The officer replied, "No, ma'am. Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
Trying desperately to hold back a smile, the woman watched as the officer,
realizing what he has said, slowly closed his book and walked back to
his car.
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