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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter



NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job history, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medical report from your doctor.

NAME______________________________________

DATE OF BIRTH______________

HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________

GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________

DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________

HOME ADDRESS__________________________

CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____


Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent?
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If NO, please explain
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Number of years they have been married
_________________


If less than your age, explain
_________________________


Do you own a van?
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A pickup with a mattress in the back?
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Do you have an earring or nose ring?
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Do you have a belly button ring or tattoo?
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(IF YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)


In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
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In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, mean to you?
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In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
____________________________________________________


Church you attend
________________________________________


How often you attend
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When would be the best time to interview your:
father? _____________
priest? _______________
mother? _____________
parole officer?_____________


Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be:
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B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
____________________________________________________


C: A woman's place is in the:_____________________________


D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
______________________________________________


E: When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is:
_____________________________________________


NOTE: If answer E begins with T or A, discontinue leaving premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.

What do you want to do IF you grow up?

__________________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________


What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
___________

How do you know?________________________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
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Signature (that means sign your name, moron)


Email: aaronsteinmetz@yahoo.com