Hit Him Again
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived,
no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 yearend child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see
while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the
mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn
baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his
first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5 yearend what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5 year-old said." "He shouldn't have crawled up
there in the first place."
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