The Irishman's Son
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh
Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply: "For
HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the
GUNS!!!!!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug
up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote
to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His
son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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