Application for an Alabama Driver's License
Last Name:____________________________
First Name: (Circle only one)
Billy-Bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe
Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray Bobby-Ann
Billy-Sue Bobby-Lee Billy-Mae
Bobby-Ellen Billy-Jack Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age:________(if unsure, guess)
Sex:______Male_______Female________Not Sure
Shoe Size:______Left_______Right
Occupation:
Farmer Mechanic Un-Employed
Hair Dresser Waitress Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name:____________________
2nd Spouse's Name:________________
3rd Spouse's Name:________________
Lover's Name:_____________________
2nd Lover's Name:_________________
Relationship with spouse:
Sister Aunt Brother Uncle
Mother Son Father Daughter
Cousin Pet
________Number of children living in household.
________Number of children living in shed.
________Number that are yours.
Mother's Name:_____________________________________________
Father's Name:_____________________________________________(if unsure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you______own or______rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate line)
_________Total number of vehicles you own.
_________Total number of vehicles that still crank.
_________Total number of vehicles in front yard.
_________Total number of vehicles in back yard.
_________Total number of vehicles on cement blocks.
Number of firearms you own________and where you keep them:
Truck Kitchen
Bedroom Bathroom
Shed
Model and year of your pickup:__________________194__
Do you have a gun rack?
_____Yes________No
If no, please explain:
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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
The National Enquirer The Globe
TV Guide Soap Opera Digest
Rifle and Shotgun Other:___________________
__________Number of times you've seen a UFO.
__________Number of times you've seen Elvis.
__________Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO.
How often do you bathe: (Check appropriate line)
___Weekly
___Monthly
___Not Applicable
Color of Teeth: (Check appropriate line)
___Yellow
___Brownish-Yellow
___Brown
___Black
___N/A
___How Many?
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
____Red-Man
Distance of house from paved road: (Check appropriate line)
____1 mile
____2 miles
____don't know
Email: aaronsteinmetz@yahoo.com
