Top 10 Reasons Why Christmas in the Soviet Union Is Better than Christmas in the United States
10. Radio Moscow doesn't have the barking dog record.
9. Yule twig is easier to light than yule log.
8. Toilet paper makes great stocking stuffer.
7. Russian winter keeps relatives from visiting.
6. Finding lump of coal in your stocking not all that bad.
5. Easy to find parking space at mall. (Tough part is finding mall)
4. Eggnog has less egg and more nog.
3. One-yak open sleigh more fun than one-horse open sleigh.
2. 12-hour workday discourages people from making homemade gifts.
And the number one reason why Christmas in the USSR is better than
Christmas in the USA . . .
No chance at all of seeing "It's a Very Brady Christmas."
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