Rolls Royce vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The
driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the
Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too?
I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in
there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The
driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I
have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in
there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not
have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight
to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the
back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up
the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass
trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he drove
all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with all the
windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and
knocked on the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and
knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. "I
now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls
stated arrogantly. The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said, "You
got me out of the shower for that??"
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