"Ew! This is the ugliest dress I have ever seen," kT said disgustedly.

"Oh I know, that is completely hideous," Lindsey replied quickly turning away as if she couldn't bear to look at it.

"Looks like something K.Z. would wear," Jen said seriously.

"What happened to her anyways?"

"While she was attempting to T.P. Jen's house a mountain lion came and ate her!" Lindsey said enthusiastically, almost as if it were true.

"No seriously, her parents went bankrupt so she had to move into her hick family's farm in North Dakota," said Jen.

"Aww how tragic," Lindsey said sarcastically.

"Let's go to the food court, I am sooo hungry," said Andrea trying to sound as if she felt weak due to malnourishment.

The girls journeyed their way out of Abercrombie & Fitch laden with bags from their favorite stores.

After the four girls get their meals they begin to search for a table, which is extremely hard on a busy Saturday at the Beverly Hills mall.

"Oh! There's one!!," said kT pointing at an empty table.

"Yay! We can eat now!," said Andrea happily.

Lindsey, Andrea, kT, and Jen ease themselves into the hard plastic chairs, resting their tired feet from hours of strenuous shopping. Once they begin grubbing on their tasty meals they notice girls from tables all around them rush out of the food court.

"Ugh! Figures, as soon as we find a table after 15 minutes of searching there's suddenly empty tables everywhere," said Jen half seriously.

"I wonder why they're all hurrying out of here..," Lindsey wondered out loud.

"I don't know, but it's so quiet here now. Like evryone left," said Andrea.

"Fine with me, as long as it isn't JC signing autographs or something," said kT.

"That would be horrible," replied Jen sadly.

"More horrible if it was Justin, and even more if it was the Canadian cutie, Clint," said Lindsey.

"Lindsey, you're so funny," said Andrea.

"OMG! What if it is NSync or the Moffatts," said Jen hopefully. "But that would be totally depressing."

"It probably isn't, so lets just continue eating," said kT trying to keep Jen and Lindsey from having heartattacks.

Right then a back door opens to the food court. Walking in are the four hottest brothers in the world, adorned in sunglasses and hats to downplay their delectibility and remain unoticed by the hundreds of fans awaiting them.