Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Run! Run!
Simmons: C'mon people!!! Let's get physical!!!!
Narrator: Oh no!!! He's gaining!! *suddenly gets an idea* HEY! Why are we running?!
Rattrap: Because the guy is creepy, and Megatron likes him!
Narrator: But, can't you guys just shoot him or something?
Optimus: You're right! Everyone! Open fire! *They all start shooting, but when the smoke clears....*
Everyone: AAAAAAHHH! *Suddenly out of the puddle that used to be Richard Simmons, comes a very angry-looking green monster.
Optimus: HE's an ALIEN!
Narrator: Hmmmmm, now why doesn't that surprise me?
Simmons: ha-HA! I was always an alien! My evil plan was to make everyone on earth more fit to become my slave army! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! *Continues laughing, until he collapses on the ground* Hee-heh... *cough cough* hehheh...
Everyone: *Stares for a moment*
Narrator: Well??? What are we waiting for???! Kill IT!
Rattrap: She's right! *Starts shooting, and everyone joins in*
Narrator: *Takes out a missile launcher* heeheee! Been saving this baby for a SPECIAL OCCAISION! *everyone looks at her enviously*
~Five minutes later, you see a puddle of green goo~
Narrator: *Wipes her brow* Phew! Man! what a fun time!
Rattrap: That was more fun than getting on Chopperface's nerves!
Dinobot: *Growls at him*
Narrator: At least he's dead at long last! *suddenly the pile of green goo reforms into thousands of tiny Richard Simmons.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Narrator: Everyone stomp on them!!!
~Five minutes later, they have the goo in an un-breakable container~
Narrator: Optimus, would you mind throwing this really REALLY far out into space or something? Maybe... no.. yes, throw it at the sun, please?
Optimus: With pleasure! *throws it*
Narrator: Now with him gone, the world is a better place! But... we haven't finished the play!!!! Everyone get in this studio now!
Optimus: But-but.... we just saved the world from scary Richard Simmons' aliens!
Narrator: No buts! Get in there!
Optimus: Awwwwwww...
Megatron: Wha....? Where did that nice Richard Simmons go...?.....