SIGNS YOU WATCH TOO MUCH BEAST WARS

• You've taped every single episode and have watched them each at least a hundred times.

• You named your pet rat "Rattrap".

• You yell "FOR THE ROYALTY!!" for no real reason. You just like saying it.

• You make Dinobot-like snarls whenever you get angry.

• Your favorite line is "We're all gonna die".

• When you have a bad day, you often say, "Why doez univerzze hate me".

• Whenever you see Waspinator get slaged in an episode, you say "Oh my god! They killed Waspy! Those b*st*rds" (This is if you also have Southparkalitus only)

• You refer to anyone of higher rank than you as "Queen".

• Whenever you see a Barney doll, you expect it to say, "Megatron, TERRORIZE!"

• You call your younger sibling "Vermin" and/or you call your older sibling "Chumper-Face".

• You know all the lines in every episode by heart.

• You have all the Beast Wars toys (and I mean ALL the toys), and they're all in perfect condition.

• If there was a Beast Wars convention, you would go to it dressed as your favorite character (even if you're 38, married, and have kids).

• If you're a guy: you have posters of Blackarachnia and/or Airazor all over your room.

• If you're a girl: you have posters of Cheetor, Dinobot, Silverbolt, and/or someone else all over your room.

• You had dreams that you were in the Beast Wars.

• Your teachers all remind you of each of the Beast Wars characters, and you've actually made a list of this. (And I've actually done that too! Yes, I do have Beastwaralitus)

• You have a crush on one of the characters.

• You send yourself Beast Wars postcards when you're bored.

• You have a tendancy to address annoying people as "Rattrap" when requesting that they shut up. (Or, a simpler version...) whenever your friends/family begin to annoy them, you respond with "Shutup, Rattrap!" (sign suggested by Pun)

• You've sent out at least ten Infernos-in-a-package in the last three days! (This was a joke I started on the BWA forum, so you might not know what I'm talking about!^_~) (sign suggested by Pun)

• You say "Yesss" way too much. (sign suggested by Anarchy)

• You have a habit of talking with your hand. (sign suggested by Anarchy)

• Whenever you laugh, it comes out as a "Bwahahahahaha". (sign suggested by Anarchy)

So, do you have Beastwaralitus? If so, I recommend that you watch the old Transformers. That should cure you, unless you have Transformalitus, then I recommend that you watch SailorMoon and Pokemon. Uh…wait, I have Sailormoonitus and Pokelitus too. That it! Just watch Teletubies and you'll be cured of everything!