10) Waspinator takes speech lessons

9) Quick Strike rides off into the sunset

8) Inferno gets beat up by Smoky the Bear

7) The Maximals and Predacons hold hands around a campfire and sing Cumbaya

6) Waspinator made king of the Earth

5) Tarantulas gets killed with a giant can of Raid

4) Megatron gets mobbed by little kids when they mistook him for Barney

3) Megatron eats the little kids (Go Megatron)

2) Dinobot "accidentally" eats Rattrap while "sleep walking"

And the number one thing never to be seen in Beast Wars is:

1) Rampage crying when Bambi's mom dies