MSTing - Sonnet #18>>Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?CROW: Compare me to a golden spider duck. >>Thou art more lovely and more temperate: MIKE: Well, unless you're PMSing or something. >>Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, SERVO: Wait, have we shifted seasons? I thought we were talking about summer! >>And summer's lease hath all too short a date: SERVO: I suppose if he had opened the car door for her the date might have gone a little better. >>Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, MIKE: Yeah, God can have a pretty stealthy glare if He puts His mind to it. >>And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; SERVO: Then get some wax and buff his complexion. >>And every fair from fair sometime declines, MIKE: Visit the World's Fair! Guaranteed to be filled with pointing teenagers or your money back! >>By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; SERVO: They just need a bigger pair of scissors. >>But the eternal summer shall not fade, MIKE: Oh, he lives in California. >>Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; CROW: Um...SOUP!! >>Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, SERVO: Death has a little picket fence around his shade. >>When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st; CROW: No, you guys, that's it, I'm leaving! >>So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, MIKE: So long as tabloids line the supermarket aisles, or Elton John is broke and gay... >>So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. MIKE: Amen. Please close your hymnals and be seated.
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