MSTing - Smooth>>Man it's a hot oneSERVO: Oooh, Shania Twain? >>Like seven inches from the midday sun MIKE: Seven Inches of Separation. >>I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone CROW (whispers): I see melted people. >>But you stay so cool SERVO: Well, you are locked in the freezer. >>My Munequita CROW: My yo quero Taco Bell. >>My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa MIKE: She has a consistant funny look on her face. >>You're my reason for reason SERVO: Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. >>The step in my groove CROW: I hate it when I step in groove. The darn stuff never comes off the bottom of your shoe. >>And if you said this life ain't good enough MIKE: Then you would get the receipt and trade it in for a nicer one. >>I would give my world to lift you up SERVO: And promptly drop you. >>I could change my life CROW: Get myself one of those job things. >>To better suit your mood MIKE: Oh, come on, a girl's mood changes every 20 seconds! That's just not logical! >>'Cuz you're so smooth SERVO (smooth voice): Yep, got the smooth. Smooth in the groove. >>And it's just like the ocean under the moon CROW: Under the Gypsy Moon! >>Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you MIKE: Deep inner hatred? >>You got the kinda lovin' that could be so smooth, yeah SERVO (smooth voice): No, no, chicks ain't smooth. Chicks are silky. Silkier than silk. >>Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it CROW: Well, then, I suppose it'd be best to move on, my friend. >>Well I'll tell you one thing MIKE: That this situation is just like a radish in Mexico... >>If you would leave it'd be a crying shame
SERVO: I would sob for days on end, never leaving my bed, refusing to eat or bathe...the stench would fill the room... >>In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out CROW: Can we say "obsession"? Spell it with me, kids... >>Out of the barrio SERVO: Damn Spanish! What the HELL is a barrio?!? >>You hear my rhythm on the radio MIKE: Yeah, but it was on the public access station, so it wasn't really that big of an accomplishment.
>>You feel the turning of the world, so soft and slow CROW: Until you get really really dizzy, and you vomit. >>And if you said this life ain't good enough SERVO: You'd throw yourself off a 13 story building, and I'd pretend to care. >>I would give my world to lift you up MIKE: Hey, it's everyone else's planet too, pal.
>>I could change my life CROW: But I'd rather you just get the hell out. >>'Cuz you're so smooth SERVO (smooth voice): All the lovely ladies flock to the smooth. >>And it's just like the ocean under the moon MIKE: Dismal and dark. Right? >>Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you CROW: Yep, dismal and dark sums it up. >>You got the kinda lovin' that could be so smooth, yeah SERVO (smooth voice): Just puttin' on the Aura of Smooth, baby. >>Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it MIKE: What? Multiple choice? I thought it would be a True and False test!! >>(electric guitar solo)
CROW: Ah, yes, the musical interlude. What have we learned so far, my friends? >>And it's just like the ocean under the moon SERVO: o/^ Blue mooooooooooon, you saw me standing alooooooone... o/^ >>Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you CROW: You know you want me, baby! >>You got the kinda lovin' that could be so smooth, yeah SERVO (smooth voice): That's what the whole world needs...some smoooooooth lovin'. >>Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it MIKE: Can I ask for a fourth option? >>(The song goes on for a few more minutes, not really saying anything)
CROW: Um...so....anyone do stuff...or something? >>(The music keeps going as all exit)
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