A young couple, just married were in their
honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they were undressing for bed,
the husband who was a big burly man,
tossed his pants to his bride and said,
"Here, put these on.
" She put them on and the
waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants, "she said.
"That's right," said the husband,
and don't you ever forget it.
I'm the man who wears the
pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties
and said' "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your f_____ attitude changes!"
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Brought 2 U By: BabyRoseBuds
1999
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