Chat Rules

1. Do use any short hand you can think of
(c u l a = see you later alligator)

2. Do talk to strangers (I know mama tells you not to, but she also tells you to obey the rules)

3. Do call people names (it is not rude here, they even make them up for you)

4. Do share where u buried the body (no one here can tell they don't know who u are)

5. Do a striptease in front of the puter (ur chat friends can use their imagination)

6. Do have at least 3 different chat names (u don't want your nice friends to find u in those adult rooms u visit)

7. Do enjoy all the new sex (cyber that is) that u want (no cyber aides to worry about, yet)

8. Do shower daily (even though they can't smell you, if you stink to bad your eyes will water and u can't see the screen)

9. Do have a pillow close to the puter (helps cushion the keyboard when u fall asleep on it and the keys don't stick to your face)

10. Do make a home page ( is faster than waiting for u to type all your info when u make new friends)

1. Don't worry about spelling (no one is grading your chat)

2. Don't call your elders sir or ma'am (they are here because they want to feel young, and use the puter like the young kids do)

3. Don't ever tell anyone your real name (they might then tell the cops where you buried the body)

4. Don't be afraid to tell all your secrets to these strangers (how they going to tell, your mom or spouse)

5. Don't wear a condom during cyber sex (no chance of pregnancy with this new sex)

6. Don't forget to pay the electric and phone bills (all the others who cares but we need those things for chat)

7. Don't get dressed in the morning (it takes to much time away from chat)

8. Don't ever tell me your password (I will go in and chat as u, cry to everyone u are the first confirmed case of cyber aides)

9. Don't tell anyone your real age (why not live out your fantasy here)

10. Don't chat and drive (it is rude, takes u to long to answer the person u r chatting to)