In The Beginning...

Seems God was just about done creating
the universe, but he had two extra
things left in his bag of creations,
so he decided to split them between
Adam and Eve.

He told the couple that one of the things
he had to give away was the ability to
stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple,
who he found under an apple tree.
"I was wondering if either one of you
wanted that ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me!
I'd love to be able to do that!
It seems a sort of thing a man should do.
Oh please, oh please, oh please,
let me have that ability. It'd be so great!

When I'm working in the garden or naming the
animals I could just stand there and let it fly.
It'd be so cool.
I could write my name in the sand.
Oh please God, let it be me
who you give that gift to,
let me stand and pee, oh please."

On and on he went like an excited
little boy who had to pee.
Eve just smiled and told God that if
Adam really wanted that so badly,
that he should have it.
It seemed to be the sort of thing
that would make him happy,
and she really wouldn't mind if
Adam were the one given this ability.

And so he was happy and did celebrate
by wetting down the bark on the
tree nearest him,
laughing with delight all the while.

And it was good.

"Fine," God said,
looking into his bag of leftover gifts.
"What's left here?
Oh yes, multiple orgasms. . ."

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