----- Original Message -----
From: Marvin *** (foopy999@hotmail.com)
To: (mj12@mindspring.com)
Sent: Saturday, April 01, 2000 4:23 PM
Subject: Have you seen my elbow
> We are out of toilet paper Matt. I don't know what
to do. I've never dealt
> with such a complicated situation. I went to the
red cross and they said
> they could not help me with such a matter.
>
> I send a video message to Obiwan kenobi via droid
and he sent this young
> idiot name Skibunker or something like that.
>
> I neeeeeed help!!!!!!
>
And here's some more valuable information that Sidious received recently:
----- Original Message -----
From: Marvin *** (foopy999@hotmail.com)
To: (mj12@mindspring.com)
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 11:36 PM
Subject: Hay I got a riddle for you
> Okay here's the riddle:
>
> What sounds like balls and has balls?
>
> Answer:
>
> Balls
>
>
And here is yet some more beautiful shit that I received from Marvin while he was away in Philadelphia. When he says "Vince" he's referring to me. Don't ask.
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 20:14:44 PDT
From: "Marvin ***" (foopy999@hotmail.com)
To: analogkid1@netzero.net, allroy999@angelfire.com, Atropolus@aol.com,
jbot23@hotmail.com, leaph2@hotmail.com
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I have attained
the mighty Philly cheese steak. It glows so bright in my
hand the one must avert their eyes from it as if it were the sun. According
to legend because of its immense greesy powers it has been deemed
"That which makes paper see-through" or "The cheese steak that is not a
cheese steak". With it in my hand true power flows within me. WITH IT I
CAN DO ANYTHING.
As I travel accross these distant lands with "the cheese steak that is not a
cheese steak" as my guide I have come across an Ibanez 5-string bass for
$300. Perhaps this meeting is not just mere coincidence.
Jesse: Too bad we missed Yes. I'm sure Igor was........dissapointed that we
did not unanimously chant his name this time.
Xavier: Dude I got a delay pedal
Dawud: lol, those words of wisdom shit you sent me has saved my life in
these distant lands more than once.
Cousin Ufe: Pa'anke ka noof noof yagloog se.
Vince: Wash you feet they smell like mongoose repellant.
Latez
(updated 7.7.2000)
