Why is it
That every time
I see some hot looking girl
My head
Always manages
To find its way into my rectum?
Happens every time
I’ll be doing something important
Then all of a sudden
Whoa
Who’s THAT?!
And everything else in the brain vanishes without a trace
And the brain falls into the gutter
You know what I mean
And I won’t notice
That my hand is on fire
Or that I’m stuffing my cheeseburger into the side of my face because my head’s turned the other way or something
Does this ever happen to these girls too?
Or are they just not as stupid as us guys appear to be?
Wonder if I’ll ever know
--10.24.2000