"The present paints the past with gold. The past paints the present with lead."
--Henry Rollins
"Fuck it."
--Sponk
"MTV can bite my ass. Thank you very much."
--Sloppy Joe
"The greatest threat to true democracy is the assumption that we've already achieved it."
--George Orwell
"Never trust an idiot with a watermelon and a hammer."
--Gallagher
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
--Oscar Wilde
"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
--Frank Zappa
"If man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."
--Henry David Thoreau
"Ah, there's nothing like football to bring out the worst in people."
--me
"We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them."
--Titus Livius
"Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich labeled MP3 trading Metallica fans as criminals when he said, 'From a business standpoint, this is about piracy... The trading of such information - whether it's music, videos, photos, or whatever - is, in effect, trafficking in stolen goods.' Meanwhile, a representative of Q Prime, the band's management company, equated downloading songs from Napster with stealing cash from an untended record store cash register. Until I can pay for my groceries with a pirated MP3 file, I think that Q Prime's position is nothing but hype, and does nothing to endear Metallica or its associates to their fans."
--Mark Erickson, PayLars.com
E-mail me with some good quotes, dammit. My thanks to those who have done so already; you know who you are.