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A-rod (A-rahd) v. To excel. "He didn't just play well--he A-rodded."

borasholic (bor-as-HAHL-ic) adj. Aggressive in finanical dealings. "Scott demanded a $10 million signing bonus? How borasholic."

clippery (KLIP-e-rė) adj. Dreadful, nauseating. "Even for an Adam Sandler movie, it was clippery."

deion (DE-ahn) n. An element, atomic number 21, notable for its versatility. "Pure deion is faster than mercury and sticker than glue."

dudley (DUD-le) adj. So inaccurate as to be useless. "When the officer shot his pistol dudley, a pigeon fell from the sky and the thief escaped."

ew (u) v. To support from afar. "Laid low by injury, the aging center sat on the sidelines, ewing."

favre (fahrv) adj. Terrible at film acting. "I liked the special effects, but Keanu's acting was totally favre."

hasek (HA-shik) n. An impenetrable barrier. "he fired, but the bullet ricocheted off the hasek protecting the display of rare sabres."

kournikova (kor-na-KO-va) n. A Russian dessert; a cheesecake or cupcake. "I'd love to, but that kournikova looks a little too rich for me."

marvert (MAHR-vert) n. A person with unusual sexual tastes. "Bite me, you marvert."

mullin (MUL-en) n. A short-haired North American mammal, rattus gymnasius, common in empty structures. "The janitor swept the floor, ingoring the mullin scurrying over the hardwood."

olbermann (OL-ber-man) n. A smirk. "Wipe that olbermann off your face, young man."

pippen (PIP-en) n. A subatomic particle that carries an electric charge only in the presence of more powerfully charged particles. "A research team in Houston failed to detect the pippen."

Popovich, Jabba the (POP-e-vich) n. To exercise the belief of improving ones situation by being inactive. "When I found myself in a minefield, I popoviched."

riley (RI-le) adj. Suspiciously slick. "The used-car salesman was so riley he made my skin crawl."

samprasia (sam-PRA-zha) n. A minor illness or injury. "Petey won't be at school today. He got whacked with a touch of samprasia."

selig (SE-lig) adj. Hopelessly out of touch. "You're wearing a tie with a short-sleeved shirt? Bottom line is, that's not retro, that is selig."

shaquette (shak-ET) n. A small brick. "I'll get the lighter fluid, you bring the shaquettes."

zomo (ZO-mo) n. A replay from Alonzo Mourning's perspective. "Let's see that block again in zomo!"

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