~Anyone For
Bungee-Jumping?~
Two guys were
bungee-jumping one
day.The first guy says to
the second guy. "You know we could make
alot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in
Mexico."The second guy
thought this was a great idea, so the
two pool their money together and bought
everything that they needed--a tower, an
elastic cord, insurance,
etc.They traveled to
Mexico and began to set up on the
square.As they were
constructing the tower, a crowd began to
assemble. Slowly more and more people
gathered to watch them at work. Now the
tower was completed. The
first guy jumps. He bounces at the end
of the cord, but when he came back up,
the second guy notices that he has a few
cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the
second guy wasn't able to catch him, he
falls again, bounces back up again.
This time he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him. The
first guy falls again and bounces back
up.This time he comes back
pretty messed up. He's got a couple of
broken bones and is almost
unconscious.Luckily, the
second guy finally catches him this time
and says. "What happened?" "Was the
cord too long?"The first
guy says. "No the cord was just fine,
but what the hell is a
PINATA?"
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