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~The Chinese Detective~

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired a famous Chinese Detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later he received this report:

Most Honorable Sir:

You leave house. I watch.

He and she leave house. I follow.

He and she get on train. I follow.

He and she get off train. I follow.

He and she get hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she. She kiss he.

He strip she. She strip he.

He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me, fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE.....

(Song)
~My Girl~

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