~COMPASSION~![](https://www.angelfire.com/ca3/sereni
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A woman accompanied her
husband to the doctor's office. After
his check-up, the doctor called the wife
into his office alone.
He
said. "Your
husband is suffering from a very severe
disease, combined with horrible
stress."
"If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely
die."
"Each morning, fix
him
a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and
make sure he is in a good mood. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal he can
take to work. And for dinner prepare
an especially nice dinner for
him."
"Don't burden him
with chores, as this could further his
stress. Don't discuss your problems
with him, it only makes his stress
worse."
"Encourage him to
watch some type of team sporting event
on television."
"Try to
relax your husband in the evening by
wearing lingerie and giving him plenty
of back rubs."
"Most
importantly, make love to your husband
several times a week and satisfy his
every whim."
"If you can do
this for the next ten months to a year,
I think your husband will regain his
health completely."
On the
way home, the husband asked his wife,
"What did the doctor
say?"
"You're going to
die." she replied.![](https://www.angelfire.com/ca3/sereni
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~Bye Bye Love~
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