~The Crude Professor~There
was an old professor who started every
class with a vulgar
joke.After one
particularly nasty example, the women in
the class decided to walk out the next
time he started.The
professor got wind of this plot, so the
next morning he walked in and
said. "Good
morning, class. Did you hear the one
about the shortage of prostitutes in
India?"With that, all the
women stood up and headed for the
door.
"Wait ladies," cried the professor.
"The boat doesn't leave until
tomorrow!"
(Song)~Pretty Woman~
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